**PLEASE REMEMBER WHEN READING THIS POST, I HAVE FIVE BOYS**
Dh came home not too long ago and decided to educate the monkeys on a certain protocol that is practiced in his office (of all places.....). The protocol is this: If one should happen to share a part of themselves in a gaseous way, instead of the normal "Excuse me."; "No slugs." is said. I am of the understanding that most, if not all are male (let's hope so) in the office. "No slugs" is said in an effort to avoid a direct hit for insulting the quality of air that was previously being shared in the room.
As you can imagine, the monkeys took this lesson to heart and that evening followed by the next morning, calls of "No slugs!" could be heard throughout the house. Later that day, one faint cry broke the dead of silence with, "No grubs!" I guess at some point, dh will have to correct the Princess on her usage of gaseous pentagon protocol....
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Working with a C-130 Nav on a backyard project one day, a stern, but polite, "Howdy!" came the words from the lips of my friend. You see, in the flying world, I guess, when you can't hear the noise from such "releases" it's polite to say Hello! to the people you love the most before they are asphyxiated!
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