In a matter of seconds....

Say, five... okay, maybe ten... tops, fifteen. I'm sure I wasn't checking email for longer than that-- really.

I stepped into the bathroom, only to discover this:

I follow the trail of lil' white prints that leads me to this:

What's good for the bottom MUST be good for the body, right???

I decided I needed reinforcements to help me cope with all the damage, so they came to my rescue. Whew...